Looking for a funny wedding reading? We love the anonymous poem He Never Leaves The Seat Up...
- "He never leaves the seat up
- Or wet towels upon the floor
- The toothpaste has the lid on
- And he always shuts the door!
- She’s very clean and tidy
- Though she may sometimes delude
- Leave your things out at your peril
- In a second they’ll have moved!
- He’s a very active person
- As are all his next of kin
- Whereas she likes lazy days
- He’ll still drag her to the gym!
- He romances her and dines her
- Home cooked dinners and the like
- He even knows her favourite food
- And spoils her day and night!
- She’s thoughtful when he looks at her
- A smile upon his face
- Will he look that good in 50 years
- When his dentures aren’t in place?!
- He says he loves her figure
- And her mental prowess too
- But when gravity takes her over
- Will she charm with her IQ?
- She says she loves his kindness
- And his patience is a must
- And of course she thinks he’s handsome
- Which in her eyes is a plus!
- They’re both not wholly perfect
- But who are we to judge
- He can be pig-headed
- Whereas she won’t even budge!
- All that said and done
- They love the time they spent together
- And I hope as I’m sure you do
- That this fine day will last forever.
- He’ll be more than just her husband
- He’ll also be her friend
- And she’ll be more than just his wife
- She’ll be his soul mate ‘till the end."
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